Trying To Be Sexy Is Exhausting

You flawless Instagram model people are messing the game up for everybody. Guys now have to have Greek statue worthy abs, and girls perfect round asses in new, stylish yoga pants – all while looking “natural” – in order to even be looked at now. Not sure about you, but some days that best I’ve got is clean, stain-free clothes, hair that doesn’t smell and a face that’s closer to “resting bitch” than it is my internal truth of “homicidal rage.”  I may be in the minority here but fuck it: I’m not spending three hours out of my day to look flawless and like I just woke up like this at the same time. The real me is good-looking just as I am – and very happy in my favorite T-shirt and some old jeans. Sue me.

#mfu #instagram

Culture, LifeAndre Johnson