#MFU MARTIN SHKRELI, HOPE YOU ENJOY THAT WU-TANG ALBUM IN JAIL

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Used diaper come to life Martin Shkreli -- you know, the dude who saw nothing wrong with hiking up the price of an AIDS drug 5,000 percent -- got convicted of three counts of fraud in August, which is the greatest victory for people about to get robbed since Moonlight beat LaLa Land. And though he's yet to be sentenced (and you better believe his lawyers will try to get him sent to a luxurious 4-star "camp") we can take some comfort in knowing that at least one rich white asshole is getting punished for being a come-to-life cartoon villain in 2017. Hope you can enjoy that Wu-Tang album in jail, prick. 

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