#MFU: FAREWELL 2016, YOU CRUEL BITCH
From the very first day, when 2016 snatched David Bowie away from us, this year gave us one crotch kick after another: Prince dying, Alan Thicke dying, Gene Wilder, Florence Henderson and of course, America when human sludge pile Donald Trump became the leader of the free world. We’re pretty sure Russia started a cyberwar that could get ugly, we saw Syrian children dying as their country continued to collapse, people in Venezuela begging for food and medicine and another year of proof our environment is fucked beyond repair. You were a low down, nasty, four-headed bitch, 2016. Good riddance.