#MFU TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU ASSHATS SMOKING IN THE DOORWAY

In a noble attempt to not punch my boss in the eye this morning, I stepped outside to get some fresh air and then WHAM! I got was the one that ended up getting punched: in the throat by cigarette smoke.

Nobody needs reminding that cigarettes are disgusting. Even people who smoke will admit that the smell, the hacking, the lingering odor – not to mention the horrible stuff it does to your body – make smoking supremely stupid and gross. But I get it: it feels good. And to be fair, it makes you look like a badass. I know you think I’m a pussy for being afraid of being chained to an oxygen tank when I’m 60. I’m OK with that. I salute your bravery but when you’re polluting my space with your stank, I’m saluting you with just one finger.

#MFU #smoking #nasty

Culture, LifeAndre Johnson